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My little sister's got it in her head that it's ok for her to take my bedroom over christmas break and force me to sleep in another room in my parent's house. She seems to have my parents and older sister on board for this as well which will make my fight that much harder and chances are I will fail. She's a devious one.

I am taking suggestions for retribution tactics though for this crime she's committed against her only brother. I realize this seems quite trivial (because to everyone else it should be) but that room has always been my room. My sisters have swapped rooms with each other over the years but my room has always been my room.

It wont feel right sleeping in another room of my house unless I get really drunk and pass out there. Plus she's probably using my TV and DVD player.

It's not going to feel the same sleeping in the Nipple Room (we call it that because the ceiling light looks like a giant nipple) as it would in my room. for 10 years it was my bedroom and now my little sister is taking everything that's sacred and trying to kick me out and let her stupid cats take over (don't get me wrong, I love cats, but these ones are taking over my bedroom).

I suspect a couple snowball fights and me whitewashing her a few times in the front yard will take care of any pain and suffering I might have.

Watch out, Steph.